my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she told me i tasted like america
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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