i barfeds in our rink
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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