Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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