a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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