Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I love black thongs
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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