haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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