Buhtt sex?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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