Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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