I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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