So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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