did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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