Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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