just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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