is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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