after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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