Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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