But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
