areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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