The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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