There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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