I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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