i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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