i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I could make wine with my vomit
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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