Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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