the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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