I wanna bring you to show and tell
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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