We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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