you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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