belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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