Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Pooping to opera.
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