I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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