why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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