Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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