i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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