And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We need to get me chipped asap
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
