you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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