He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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