David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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