these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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