i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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