We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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