does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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