I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
