awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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