**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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