Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
