I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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