Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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