Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet