if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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