My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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