You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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