He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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