u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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