no you cant smoke seaweed
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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