i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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