he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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