Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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